Dad's Diner T-Shirt

Dad's Diner T-Shirt

This establishment has been operating since the day you were born, and it has one rule, "You Can Eat It Or Starve". There's one thing on the menu per day, and if you don't like it you can go hungry. The proprietor, head chef, and waiter is Dad, and he didn't bust his rear end cooking so you can pout at his slightly charred hot dogs. If Today's Special is meatloaf, guess what? You're eating meatloaf. You want grilled cheese? Tough nuggets kiddo, he's not washing another pan. And there's no dessert menu til your plate is clean. This diner couldn't care less about your bad reviews either. You should be grateful, there are kids starving in [insert any other country here].